Curse

The5thSeraph · Feb 21, 2007, 09:57 AM // 09:57

Sorry if this seems a bit silly, but this is perhaps one of the prime examples of how one can be nice and nasty at the same time...

I have formed some sort of ritual whereby whenever I find a Fiery Dragon Sword in the Jade Sea (always been blue so far), I immediately take it back to Shing Jea Island and find a n00b Warrior to give it to. Afterall... Warrior n00bs and Fiery Dragon Swords go together like peas and carrots... so to speak.

But its a little more complicated than that. Like yesterday... I went to Seitung Harbour and searched for the most blatantly n00bish Warrior I could find. I encountered a level 11 W/Rt eventually and went through the whole routine.
The game is basically to see just how stupid the warrior is and how they respond to being obscenely patronised. Of course I do give them the sword... and often enough they seem totally gleeful about it... like a puppy who has been given a treat after being made to perform for it. But its totally worth it for lines like yesterday.... for example, the conversation yesterday (his name censored for privacy):

Me: "Hey Warrior, how is your kit?"
Him: "what"
Me: "... You'll do perfectly. You use swords, right?"
Me: "I have a special, magic sword of immense power for you if you need it!"
Me: "It is a demon-slaying sword. That means Oni too!"
Me: "Do you like swords, ####?"
Him: " sword interesting me"
Me: "Would you like the pretty sword, ####?"
Him: "yes"
Me: *Gives him the FDS of Demonslaying*
Him: "thanks!!1!"
Me: (in fits of laughter) "^_^"

Erm.... yeah...
It was quite hilarious.

arcanemacabre · Feb 21, 2007, 10:01 AM // 10:01

....yeah....

You are a regular Krusty the Clown.

stuntharley · Feb 21, 2007, 10:05 AM // 10:05

I wasted 1minute of my preacious life to read that, not at all funny..

Rather stupid then funny... Leave the newb warriors alone.

You seem like a NEWB yourself.

Etta · Feb 21, 2007, 10:09 AM // 10:09

Um,..the humor just went over my head.......

Tiny Killer · Feb 21, 2007, 10:12 AM // 10:12

OK, I am lost. Was the OP supposed to be funny?

ryanryanryan0310 · Feb 21, 2007, 10:13 AM // 10:13

........................close?
For the lack of no laughter.......

The5thSeraph · Feb 21, 2007, 11:04 AM // 11:04

Meh. You guys fail at humour.

Its fun to taunt n00bs.
Learn.

arcanemacabre · Feb 21, 2007, 11:19 AM // 11:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by The5thSeraph

Meh. You guys fail at humour.

Its fun to taunt n00bs.
Learn.

What do you think we all are doing?

*PiZOWNeD*

Ulivious The Reaper · Feb 21, 2007, 11:20 AM // 11:20

it's not fun to taunt those that know no better.. but experienced players... thats fun

I pwnd U · Feb 21, 2007, 02:44 PM // 14:44

Wow that really wasnt funny at all. You cant even call that taunting... you basically asked him questions and he answered with yes or what. Wow way to go. Ya he said thank you!! but that is normally the polite thing to say when someone gives you something, whether you like it or not. >.<

Smile Like Umean It · Feb 21, 2007, 03:09 PM // 15:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by arcanemacabre

What do you think we all are doing?

*PiZOWNeD*

LOL, well I've found one thing funny in this thread. Such sweet irony.

Vilaptca · Feb 21, 2007, 05:14 PM // 17:14

The only one who sounded stupid in that conversation was yourself.

Unlucky Slayer · Feb 21, 2007, 06:45 PM // 18:45

I'm sure I speak for everyone that after reading that we want to ragequit life, or at least shoot someone else.

Anyway for the sake of everyone's sanity I am putting an end to this worthless waste of internet.